Funny stuff

I know you all have probably gotten these funny things to do at stores before... but I just found this and it made me laugh and it's my blog and I can post it if I want to! lol

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

When u walk in, ask the "greeter" if you can help him hand out stickers.