Michelle's funny stories!

So, I've decided to update you all on my funny stories that some of you may have heard or not heard. Let me tell you, they are hilarious! 1.) When I was in North Carolina, my grandparents were talking and they told my sisters and I that they have Goosebusters! lol.. get it, like Ghostbusters! Isn't that hilarious!? Who ya gonna call when there's too many goose!? GOOSEBUSTERS! lol 2.) This one is soo funny! So, my cousin's husband was letting their dog, Darla, run around in a field, and so Darla goes over to a car and a cats under it. The cat runs out from under the car and Darla grabs the cat in her mouth and takes off in a run to the lake. Darla jumps in the lake with the cat in her mouth and she's starts to dunk the cats head repeatedly in the lake. Before you know it, the cat was dead. The next day, my cousins husband sees signs go up around where he lives that say "Have you seen Muffin?" with a picture of a cat on it. lol. He started to take the signs down lol. Sorry cat lovers. lol but that's hilarious! 3.) I went to a sea food restaurant, and I got flounder!!!! Like from the Little Mermaid! lol.. flounder! Ha! And then I had hush puppies! Isn't that funny!? Flounder, like from the Little Mermaid!? lol 4.) I know a few people have heard this one. lol, i'm such a silly goose. I was getting gum from my purse.. lol.. and I threw my gum in my purse and i was about to put the wrapper in my mouth!!! lol... and then I was like, "Oh wait, that's paper!" And I reached in my purse and got the gum! lol.. hilarious! 5.) When I was in South Carolina, my grandparents were driving us through a place that a rich minister had owned that got in a lot of trouble and we turned the corner and there was a camel!!! I wanted to pet the camel so bad! It was soo funny looking.. and it was funny that it was there! lol.. i laughed forever! So, now that you've read these hilarious stories.. it's time to vote for your favorite! I'm such a lame but, it's why you all love me! lol. If you don't vote.. you better watch it.. but i'm only joking... lol.. no, if these don't satisfy your laughter or being funny-ish.. leave a funnier one in the comments of one with me! I know there's funny ones that I've told you before or things that I've laughed at with you, or funny moments we've all shared together! So, leave one! lol... i love you all! You all make me laugh.. which is really hard right!? lol